Political terms explained in a most simple manner

(Seen and picture taken in Flygvapenmuseum Linköping)

Socialism: You have two cows and give one to your neighbour.

Communism: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes them both and sells your milk.

Nazism: You have two cows, the government takes them both and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows, the government takes them both, shoots one of them, milks the other one and throws away the milk.

Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.