(Seen and picture taken in Flygvapenmuseum Linköping)
Socialism: You have two cows and give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.
Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes them both and sells your milk.
Nazism: You have two cows, the government takes them both and shoots you.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows, the government takes them both, shoots one of them, milks the other one and throws away the milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.